Thursday, February 5, 2009

Skinhead from American History X Beats Lebron at Horse

H-O-R-S-E is going to be a great addition to the All-Star weekend this year.
Although Lebron would be a great H-O-R-S-E competitor, I find it hard for him to win if he can't beat Billy Hoyle in a trick shot competition, how is he going to beat a man of Kobe's caliber, even Rafer Alston, for that matter.

Another Moment in The Celtic Lakers Rivalry

Marreese Speights- Former Fantasy Plug In


I didn't know you could airball a dunk. Does that even go against your fg% or is that a turnover? Whatever the fantasy impact, he is a forgotten waiver pick up. Until EB goes down again, he should remain silent on the 76ers pine.

Now, I have seen it all



Starting tomorrow night on Animal Planet, the next great reality show premiers. Jockeys, the story of jockeys.The world has really gotten to this point. I must stress that this is not a joke, it's a real show. Amazing. If you get kicks from watching midget porn and Tiajuana donkey shows, this is probably for you. Make sure to tune in. Should be classic.

Great Moment in the Celtics-Lakers Rivalry

Barkley Throws it Up to Pippen

Monday, February 2, 2009

Greatest Wide Receiving Super Bowl Ever


I think so.
Thank you Santonio for being that good.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Triple T Gonna Condense the Nonsense

When you think Super Bowl Sunday, you think: the game, the 20 years past-their-prime half-time performers, the flashing lights and the flase hype of the Four Letter Network. And sandwiched between all that 100 times over, you have the commercials. There have been so many good ones. I have laughed, I have cried, I have pressed rewind many times over the years in response to these 30 second bits of magic. Many have changed people's lives forever, but none have more impact than the most feared co-worker of all time, "Terrible" Terry Tate.


This reminds me. What happened to Reebok?
I think Juvenile even questions his switch from Nike to Reebok.

The Toilet is Back and Ready to Flush

Sorry for the delay. Time to shit on the Competition

The Sportstoilet Guarantee



As noted in one of the first articles ever published on the Toilet. I, T. Hirsh, predicted that the Steelers would win the AFC and would even go on to win the Super Bowl in a very bold pre-season prediction. While my reasonings for them getting this far were wayyyyyy off , they still managed to come through. Fellow Toilet talker, D Shay and I luckily placed a bet on the Steelers prior to the season, and look at us now America. That makes me 2 for 9 this decade. Word. Check back soon to see if I mushed myself as I usually do.