Monday, June 9, 2008
600 Club Has a New Member
My man Ken Griffey Jr. finally hits his 600th homerun in his first at bat tonight against Sacramento King's Power Forward, I mean, Florida Marlin's Pitcher, Mark Hendrickson. Say what you want about Griff, this guy is without question the most likeable athlete in the last 20 years in baseball with the exception of maybe Ozzie Smith and Cal Ripken. The guy had the prettiest stroke ever, he was the most dominant ballplayer in the 90's, he has the best sports video game in Super Nintendo history and he's clean. He was the Posterchild for Upper deck which was huge when I was a kid, along side MJ and Wayne Gretzky, they became the idols for kids across the the world. He dominated the steroid era without one mention of steroids his entire career. Ken Griffey Jr., son of Ken Griffey Sr., duh, was on pace to become the greatest player of all time before his latter half of his career was taken over by injuries.I think he's injured every part of his body, except his heart, yea I said it, that's a good line. Griffey will be a first ballot Hall of Famer in no time flat upon retirement and as he continues to pads his stats late in his career, there is no doubt in my mind if he stays healthy, he can make a run to ta least the top 3 on the all-time homerun list. I wish this guy the best. I hope he's an all-star this year, it's really the only chance I have to watch him since he plays in the most small market team possible. The Red's stadium is so small market, it doesn't even have a corporate name, and has no excuse, Dodger Stadium and Yankee Stadium were built before the era of ballpark corporate takeovers. Hopefully he lands in Seattle at the deadline and can retire a Mariner, the way it was meant to be.
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Strahan Retires
Strahan has been doing the Brett Favre off-season plan for about as long as Brett has, where you flirt with retirement til the team makes you an offer you can't refuse. Only in Mike's situation, he is coming off a Super bowl, his back-up Justin Tuck looks like a better player especially after these playoffs and frankly, the Giants shouldn't sack up 8 million next year for a guy who is easily replaceable at this stage in his career. Michael Strahan is 5th all time in sacks and his career will go down in Giants franchise lore. It's time for him to move on to television work, probably for FOX, he's practically the star of "Best Damn Sports Show Period", already. Maybe when he's on full time his gap and quick whit will turn the show around and it will no longer be the worst damn sports show, period.
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Cedric Benson headed to Toilet Bowl 1
Cedric Benson, the former Texas Longhorn and now former Chicago Bear is sure to have a lot of formers attached to his name by the end of his career, but for now he was formerly a pro running back. Cedric, an extremely over-hyped running back out of Texas was supposed to be the answer to the Bears running issues, but after they gave him the nod over the very underrated Thomas Jones (Jets), the Bears are back to the drawing board in attempt to replace Cedric Benson. This guy sucks ass as a running back, he fucked up a lot of people's fantasy drafts last year and the Bears shot at any glory as a franchise. His off-season was stellar in terms of media attention. He got pulled over for drunken boating, which is understandable, I haven't been on a boat sober since I was twelve, and I'm sure I'm not the only one. To make it worse when they pulled him over, he started crying. There's no crying in football, only if you get inducted in the Hall of Fame. He is just one of those guys who is very attractive to the po's. He got a DWB (Driving while black) this weekend in Texas, he also blew way over the limit so that helped out the case of the muthafuckin po-leese, they Gave him a DUI. This guy is sure to be on the Raiders next season, they missed out on Pac Man so I'm sure he was #2 on their list. Cedric Benson "and Hedges, or probably Newports" will probably have some trouble finding a team this off-season although he could also end up a Cowboy since they are so Gung Ho on taking in all the Ex-Cons. Cedric is one of the many pro-athletes that will compete in the Toilet Bowl live on Sportstoilet.com, look for him to make a run for the toilet and shit on the competition. He has all the qulaities that will make him quite the competitor in this prestigious event. More to come on this situation, good luck finding a job CB, You da man!
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