Cedric Benson, the former Texas Longhorn and now former Chicago Bear is sure to have a lot of formers attached to his name by the end of his career, but for now he was formerly a pro running back. Cedric, an extremely over-hyped running back out of Texas was supposed to be the answer to the Bears running issues, but after they gave him the nod over the very underrated Thomas Jones (Jets), the Bears are back to the drawing board in attempt to replace Cedric Benson. This guy sucks ass as a running back, he fucked up a lot of people's fantasy drafts last year and the Bears shot at any glory as a franchise. His off-season was stellar in terms of media attention. He got pulled over for drunken boating, which is understandable, I haven't been on a boat sober since I was twelve, and I'm sure I'm not the only one. To make it worse when they pulled him over, he started crying. There's no crying in football, only if you get inducted in the Hall of Fame. He is just one of those guys who is very attractive to the po's. He got a DWB (Driving while black) this weekend in Texas, he also blew way over the limit so that helped out the case of the muthafuckin po-leese, they Gave him a DUI. This guy is sure to be on the Raiders next season, they missed out on Pac Man so I'm sure he was #2 on their list. Cedric Benson "and Hedges, or probably Newports" will probably have some trouble finding a team this off-season although he could also end up a Cowboy since they are so Gung Ho on taking in all the Ex-Cons. Cedric is one of the many pro-athletes that will compete in the Toilet Bowl live on Sportstoilet.com, look for him to make a run for the toilet and shit on the competition. He has all the qulaities that will make him quite the competitor in this prestigious event. More to come on this situation, good luck finding a job CB, You da man!
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