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SportsToilet fans, take a minute and let these pictures sink in. Who thought a Utah Jazz after party would get so crazy? Let's break down Andrei "AK 47" Kirilenko's situation. The word on the street that is known as unofficial/official to the public, states that AK has a deal with his beloved wife that he gets one freebie a year. And im not talking about the free toys you get in cereal boxes. The Ivan Drago look-alike gets to enjoy the company of one new young lady every year. Was this signed at the marriage? Is this part of his contract deal with the Jazz? How much of a cut did his agent make on this? These are all good questions that need to be answered, but AK and his wife are the only two who know the details. All we can do here is take it for whats its worth because AK definately got it right and made a great deal with the wifey. Hopefully he was prepared for that devil in the picture and made sure to use his "get out of jail free" card later in the evening.




Hot off the press and breaking News on AK 47. Apparently Andrei missed practiced today with VISA problems. Check out this NBC newspaper article talking about the Russian spy being caught. Will this impact game 6? More to follow on the story...