White Men Can Jump!

AP Player of the Year and University of North Carolina Tar Heel Tyler Hansbrough is so upset by the fact that his 'Heels lost in this year's tourney that he is jumping off of balconies. Literally. Check out this picture. The news probably gave Roy Williams a cardiac arrest. I'm not a big fan of the East Coast Jon Brockman, but look at the hops on that kid. White Men Can Jump thank you very much. But in all seriousness Psycho T, the only pool you should be jumping into is the draft pool. You are a poor man's Mark Madsen and your draft stock will never be higher than it is now. You are passing up millions of dollars in NBA money to jump into inflatable pools with frat guys. Really? You are flushing a golden opportunity down the sports toilet. I understand that being fratty and taking beer bongs is fun (I know from experience), but didn't you realize that you can still do all of those things in the pros? Just ask Matt Leinart.