TO is like Hansel from Zoolander. So hot right now. The guy is all over the place. Lakers Games. Red Carpet events. Jessica Simpson's bedr....I mean...ummm...Lakers Games. He was even found on set of a film being made by Bang Bros, a porn group based in Miami. Today he shimmied his way on to Yahoo! and that 4 letter network to hype his sitcom acting debut tomorrow. That's right--his sitcom acting debut. TO somehow convinced somebody (the same guys who do Bang Bros maybe?) to give him a role along side Public Enemy hype man and reality TV show sellout/superstar Flava Flav on a show called "Under One Roof" on some station called MyNetworkTV. What the hell is MyNetworkTV anyway? I'll pass, but somebody let me know how it is.
On another note, is it me, or has the whole Dallas Cowboys squad gone Hollywood? Jerry Jones is like the NFL owner version of TO. A shameless self promoter. And in that spirit, he is allowing HBO cameras to invade Cowboys training camp to film a reality show (side note: hopefully JJ will be able to add PacMan Jones to the roster in time so that he can make it rain during filming). I question how much the boys from Big D will be playing for the camera instead of Wade Phillips . Especially with TO and Tony Romo-Simpson around. What, is Jessica going to show up too? Things might get a little ugly if Tony finds out that Jess and TO have "exchanged pleasantries"--TO's words, not mine. But hey, at least the Cowboys don't have to worry about Mr. Romo-Simpson distracted by plans to become the next American Idol. Check out this clip of him butchering the seventh inning stretch at Wrigley field.
On another note, is it me, or has the whole Dallas Cowboys squad gone Hollywood? Jerry Jones is like the NFL owner version of TO. A shameless self promoter. And in that spirit, he is allowing HBO cameras to invade Cowboys training camp to film a reality show (side note: hopefully JJ will be able to add PacMan Jones to the roster in time so that he can make it rain during filming). I question how much the boys from Big D will be playing for the camera instead of Wade Phillips . Especially with TO and Tony Romo-Simpson around. What, is Jessica going to show up too? Things might get a little ugly if Tony finds out that Jess and TO have "exchanged pleasantries"--TO's words, not mine. But hey, at least the Cowboys don't have to worry about Mr. Romo-Simpson distracted by plans to become the next American Idol. Check out this clip of him butchering the seventh inning stretch at Wrigley field.
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