Monday, May 12, 2008

Early Fantasy Football Tidbits




Here at the SportsToilet we want to give you the upper hand in your office leagues/friendly leagues for next year's fantasy football season that is rapidly approaching. We want to make sure you literally don't spiral down the toilet and make an embarrasment out of yourselves in front of your friends and co-workers. You don't want people to laugh at you for drafting Tony Romo-Simpson #1 overall.

Anyways let's talk about the guy who had the worst season last year but the best commercial. I am talking about Steven "You don't know" Jack-son. First and foremost the beast they call a human is in a contract year. See what he said in the St.Louis Post Dispatch. Here is a quote from the former Oregon St. Beaver . "Well, we all know what happens in a contract year: you ball out," he said with a laugh. "So, I expect to." Top 3 pick your drafts. Put it down now, Steven Jackson will truck fools this coming year.

I personally thought one of the steals of the draft this coming year will James Hardy. This lanky receiver(6'7" 220 to be exact) who set all the receiving records at Indiana University is the best thing to leave Indiana since Kelvin Sampson.

Hardy already has the inside track to start for the Buffalo Bills this year. With former Tulane Green Wave and Venice local bro J.P. Losman throwing it up for grabs every down because he doesn't care about interceptions, look for this youngster to go and get it. Try to scoop up this player in the later rounds when your friends are passing out after drinking too much. I cannot stress how important late round picks are. Personally, I was able to scoop up Wes Welker in the last round last year so listen to me on the Hardy kid.

Last but not least I congratulate the Chicago Bears for resigning their kicker Robbie "Good as" Gould to a new 5 year deal. It takes a lot to find somebody who wants to kick field goals in a stadium that is always cold and very windy. Stability in the kicking game is always a good way to get rid of the Cedric Benson issue. By the way Cedric Benson, get a hold of yourself. I bet you were the happiest person in the world when your Bears passed on USC Trojan killer Rashard Mendehall. Mr.Benson, it is time to step up and show us something here at the SportsToilet.

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